NEW | NOT WEARING PANTS GREETING DOORMAT

Certification: CE/EU, UL.

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Get a laugh from everyone who walks up to your front door!

On any given day you come by from work until I go to bed, chances are my pants are off and crumpled into a pile in the corner of the room.

As soon as work's done, they get taken off, and I continue to spread the night away on my couch

Luckily, we've created a doormat that hits a little too close to home for millions of people.

It reads "Hold On We're Probably Not Wearing Pants", which is why it takes up to 45 seconds to answer the door!

This doormat is a good investment to warn guests of the extra long duration it'll take for you to answer the door.

Handmade from coir fiber (coconut fibers) along with a PVC (vinyl) back, they're hand painted, and then spray sealed with a clear coat of UV resistant spray paint to lengthen the amount of time that they can survive outside on your porch.

Super durable and rigid, are easy to use and scrub dirt and grime off your shoes, they're mold and mildew resistant, and each mat measures 30 inches long x 18 inches wide x 5/8 inches thick!

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